hi. my name is becky. i am here to tell you about a disease i have. u may have already learned it from the coolest person in the history of the world, karen. she is really cool and you shud be her friend because she doesnt have very many. anyways. i have a very serious disease known as UDMD. UDMD stands for uncontrolable diaphram movement disorder. its a serious problem that i will have to live with all my life. like some diseases, UDMD is uncurable. but with u=your help it could be. please make a donation (minimum $1) to my executive manager, karen ford. if you see her in the hall, just hand her that $ and evry last cent goes towards those whore affected my UDMD. if you dont know wat UDMD is all about, read on, or visit my executive manager/ cooooolest awsomest person in the world/ friend, karen's blog and read about it there.
UDMD triggers a hormone that causes the molecular autobots to attack my diaphram. this causes me to sometimes laugh uncontrolably at random times of the day. also, i giggle to myself, as well as have conversations with myself. but it is just the side affects of CUD, the medication i take to control the spazms. anyways, sometimes, the hormones that affect my diaphram also affect other parts of my body, such as my brain. i do indeed to weird things, but it is all apart of the disease. some examples include taping the tip of my nose to my forehead to make me appear as a pig. another is making machine gun sounds wit my tounge.... t-t-t-t-t-t-ttttttt. yes that was my machine gun sound, but you couldnt hear it, so i spelt it out for u. another serious problem that occurs with me is that i say very weird and random things. such as how i have many different native tounges. even though i only have one tounge. but i speak snorrrglebloff. it is a language that the spoke when i visited my brother in the kitchen. wow. do you see how reandom that was?? well it is just as i said.
so i hope you can help me and the millions of others affected by UDMD. please drop off your contributions with karen, and you could be saving a life. thank you.
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hey look!! im having a converstaion with myself. hahahahahahahhaha. but did you know that this is really in spanish, but when you read it, it jst appears in english. if you stare at the screen for a few minuets, it will become clear. indeed.
geeze. becky u are so weird. omg. stop talking to yourself. do u really have UDMD???? weird
hey but ya kno wat u do have?? u really have TIRD. or Terrifying Internal REctum Disorder. ya kno wat?? i might just write another blog about TIRD.
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